The Goblin Horde – Pandoracon 2013

For Pandoracon 2013 another faction threatens the established four Houses of Pandoracon . . . the Goblin Horde! Pandoracon who have not picked one of the regular houses will by default be considered a part of the Goblin Horde, a group of mischief makers set to bring anarchy and mayhem to the Games.

House Colors:         Green and Brown

House Title:             Denezinz of Da Lab-Rinf

House Motto:         [redacted: too offensive] We Is better dan you!

House Animal:       Axolotl

House Song:           See the Little Goblin – Lord Edmund Blackadder

 

 Q&A with the Goblin Chieftains . . . 

Junior Chieftain 

 1. Amongst the other Houses, who do you feel represents your greatest competition?

I don’t know, I suppose the house that won the last competition. But the true threat is US!!!

2. What do you feel your House offers attendees who may not have been to Pandoracon before?

We have the largest house, to those who do not have a sworn alliance, you can still compete in the competitions if the chieftains choose you. All attendees are automatically a part of the goblin’s house, whether you like it or not! Join and swear allegience, if you betray us, YOU WILL BE DRAWN AND QUARTERED!

3. What three words do you feel best represent your House?

Goblins ALWAYS win.

4. As a Crown, what do you feel are the most important qualities you bring to the role?

Not to sound narcissistic, with my cunning and smarts, I think that I can be of great aid to bringing down the other houses. Once they see me as an opponent, I can see quite a few converting to us. Let us not forget, my sworn loyalty to the Goblin King. None shall bend my will against him! (You don’t want to be on his bad side)

5. What interests or events does your House plan to promote during the convention?

The games, they will be promoted. We goblins enjoy a bit of fun. We like to let the littleuns run amuck.

6. What, if any, are the guiding themes associated with your House?

Lack of a proper education, we don’t spell very well. And English grammar is annoying. But we are a merry and merciless race.

 

Senior Chieftain 

1. Amongst the other Houses, who do you feel represents your greatest competition?

All are enemy. Not Quarter given!

2. What do you feel your House offers attendees who may not have been to Pandoracon before?

If they don’t understand the house system or feel reluctant to offer a commitment early in the process, we offer an alternative, and if during the event they have a change of heart and decide they would be better suited to being a heart or a diamond or something, we have a nice dark oubliette we can stick ’em in until they come to their senses and embrace goblin-hood.

3. What three words do you feel best represent your House?

UP YOURS, SMELLY!

4. As a Crown, what do you feel are the most important qualities you bring to the role?

I feel the most important qualities I bring to the role are patience, a calm, friendly demeanour, A fervent loyalty to the Goblin King, My alacrity, my knowledge of what alacrity means. I have a really big alacrity, I keep it in a box and will show it to you if you ask nicely.

5. What interests or events does your House plan to promote during the convention?

We will wrangle your littleuns. We will teach them to be good little goblins and all the life skills needed to get by as a goblin. Including colourization, obnoxious chanting and a healthy disrespect for royalty.

If you wish to pre-register for the Goblin Horde use the discount code goblin2013 when buying your tickets HERE, and save 20% off the price.

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